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Blog Posts (39)
- 10 Best Funny Gifts for Coworkers Under $50
- Behind the Scenes: How We Design Not-Books Covers
- Cheaper Than Therapy: Meet Our New "Lifestyle Bundles"
- Convention Swag Ideas That Actually Get Used (Not Trashed)
- Corporate Gift Ideas That Are Actually Funny (Not Just Useful)
- Funny Office Gifts That Won't Get You Fired (Probably)
- How to Be Sarcastic Without Getting a Meeting with HR
- How to Pick a Funny Gift for Every Personality Type
- How to Throw a Retirement Party People Actually Remember
- Stop Bringing Boring Notebooks to Meetings: The Rise of Satirical Stationery
- Stop Buying Boring Books: Welcome to the Era of Not-Books
- Stop Giving Your Employees Mugs. They Have Enough Mugs.
- The "Final Boss" of Customer Service: The Best Gag Gift for Retail and Hospitality Managers
- The 15 Funniest Gifts for Coworkers That Won't Get You Fired
- The Anti-Landfill Manifesto: Why Your Trade Show Swag Ends Up in the Trash
- The Art of Looking Busy: A Guide for the Over-Caffeinated
- The Art of the Gag Gift: When Humor Is the Most Thoughtful Thing You Can Give
- The Best Gift for Figma Designers: "The Infinite Canvas" and the Art of Design Chaos
- The Best IT Support Gift: Why Every Tech Pro Needs the "Turning It Off and On Again" Manual
- The Myth of the Product Unicorn: The Best Gift for Overworked Product Managers
- The Perfect Gift for Skeptics: Why "The Atheist's Bible" is the Ultimate Secular Notebook
- The Psychology of the Perfect Desk Gift
- The Survival Guide for CSMs: Why "How to Smile While the World Burns" is the Ultimate Gift
- The Ultimate CEO Gag Gift: Why Corporate Strategy is Basically Just Coloring in the Lines
- The Ultimate Cybersecurity Gag Gift: Why Every IT Pro Needs "The Big Book of Passwords"
- The Ultimate Funny Retirement Gift: Why "Who Moved My Glasses?" is a Golden Years Essential
- The Ultimate Funny Vegan Gift: Why Dracula Swapped O-Negative for Organic Kale
- The Ultimate Gift for Managers: Mastering the Art of the "Meaningful Nod"
- The Ultimate Guide to White Elephant Gifts: 15 Ideas Under $15
- The Ultimate Programmer Gift: Why "Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V" is the Secret to Strategic Innovation
- The Ultimate Sales Team Gift: Why "Dodging Customer Calls" is a Survival Strategy
- The Ultimate UX Designer Gift Guide: Why Every Usability Tester Needs This "Memoir"
- The World's Most Controversial "Cookbook": Why Dark Humor is the Ultimate Gift for Chefs
- Think You're Funny? Suggest a Title for Our Next Satirical Notebook!
- Think You're Funny? Suggest a Title for Our Next Satirical Notebook!
- We Built a Robot to Solve Your Gifting Anxiety
- White Elephant Gift Ideas: Funny, Memorable, Actually Good
- Why Fake Books Make the Best Birthday Gifts for People Who Have Everything
- Why Funny Notebooks Are the New Office Currency
Products (134)
- A Place for Thoughts
- A Place for Thoughts
- Action Items I Will Ignore
- Action Items I Will Ignore
- Advanced Color Theory: Funny Designer Notebook
- Avoiding Real Work
- Beautiful Chaos
- Biting My Tongue
- Biting My Tongue
- Blame it on the CEO
- Commitment Issues: Funny Designer Notebook
- Conversational Trees
- Creative Liberties: Funny Developer and Designer Notebook
- Crime and No Punishment
- Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V
- Cuz Therapy is Expensive
- Cuz Therapy is Expensive
- Cuz Therapy is Expensive
- Detailed Plans for World Domination
- Detailed Plans for World Domination
- DIY Dentistry
- Do It Yourself Exorcisms
- Do Not Open
- Do Not Open
- Do Not Open
- Dodging Customer Calls
- Dr. Obvious and Mr. Hide
- Dracula
- Dracula’s Detox
- Dream It. Plan It. Do It.
- Dream It. Plan It. Do It.
- Elevator Music Appreciation
- Everything is Important
- Feng Shui for Hoarders
- Fixing Problems I Didn't Create
- Fixing Problems I Didn't Create
- Flat Earth Navigation
- Frankenstein’s Furniture
- Genius Ideas
- Genius Ideas
- Gone with the Breaking Wind
- Gourmet Ice Cube Tasting
- How to Look Busy and Important
- How to Overpromise and Underdeliver
- How to Pretend You Read the Book
- How to Pretend You Understand
- How to Say “No” 50 Different Ways Without Using the Word “No”
- HR Approved Thoughts Only
- HR Approved Thoughts Only
- I Explained This Yesterday
- I Explained This Yesterday
- Invisibility Training
- It Works on My Machine
- Judging You Silently
- Judging You Silently
- Knitting with Spaghetti
- Making Things Up
- Making Things Up
- Managing a Company of Ghosts
- Mapping the User Journey: Funny UX Strategy Notebook
- Mime Interrogation
- Mosquito Breeding
- My Brain Has Too Many Tabs Open
- My Brain Has Too Many Tabs Open
- Notes From The Void
- Notes From The Void
- Origami for Used Tissues
- Ornamental Poison Ivy
- Per My Last Email
- Per My Last Email
- Pigeon Whispering
- Please Do Not Circle Back
- Please Do Not Circle Back
- Plots, Schemes, and Snacks
- Plots, Schemes, and Snacks
- Plots, Schemes, and Snacks
- Plotting My Next Adventure
- Plotting My Next Adventure
- Powered
- Pretending to Take Notes
- Pretending to Take Notes
- Professional Napping
- Raising Unicorns in the Suburbs
- Selling the Unsellable
- Soothing the Savages
- Squirrel Rodeo for Beginners
- Stuff I Need to Do
- Stuff I Need to Do
- Teaching Goldfish to Dance
- Telekinesis for Couch Potatoes
- The Art of the Awkward Silence
- The Atheist's Bible
- The Big Book of Passwords
- The Big Book of Passwords
- The CEO’s Coloring Book of Corporate Strategy
- The Customer Support Manager's Encyclopedia of Patience
- The Endangered Species Cookbook
- The Fear of Emptiness: Funny Notebook for Designers
- The Fellowship of the Fryer
- The Future Is Written Here
- The Future Is Written Here
- The Infinite Canvas: Funny Figma Notebook
- The Introvert's Guide to Blending into Drywall
- The Marketing Manager's Guide to Hypnotizing the Masses
- The Myth of Below the Fold: Funny UX Notebook
- The Password Code
- The Product Unicorn: Funny Product Manager Notebook
- The Sales Manager's Guide to Pitching Anything
- The Scientist’s Bible
- The Start of Something Big
- The Start of Something Big
- Things I Will Definitely Forget
- Things I Will Definitely Forget
- This Could Have Been An Email
- This Could Have Been An Email
- Time Travel for Procrastinators
- Travel Guide for Pet Rocks
- Turning it Off and On Again
- UFO Abduction Etiquette
- Unexpected Behaviors: Funny UX Research Notebook
- Vampire Tanning
- Vegan Taxidermy
- Visionary Leadership
- We Are A Family
- Wealthy Father, Broke Son
- Werewolf Grooming
- Who Moved My Glasses?
- Winning Arguments in the Shower
- Write It Down, Watch It Happen
- Yes, You Can Speak to the Manager
- Your Lack of Planning
- Your Lack of Planning
- Your Potential Is Endless
- Your Potential Is Endless