Funny notebook with fake book cover titled 'Elevator Music Appreciation' — gag gift for coworkers
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Elevator Music Appreciation

by Moe Zak – 160 Page Wide Ruled Glossy Paperback, Funny Fake Book Notebook for Music Lovers

Welcome to "Elevator Music Appreciation - Understanding the Nuance of Bossa Nova Covers," the ONLY guide you’ll need to decipher the complex world of ambient tunes while pretending to be productive! Have you ever wondered how many ways one can interpret the soothing sounds of elevator music? Join Moe Zak as he expertly navigates the cinematic depths of Bossa Nova covers that croon through your local retail space. This 160-page notebook is not just about music; it’s your canvass for philosophical musings like, "What if Tom Jobim had a pet goldfish?" or "Can a saxophone seduce a toaster?" With wide-ruled pages perfect for your deepest thoughts or grocery lists, you can jot down all your profound thoughts on why elevators should play more samba! Whether you’re on your way to a meeting or just riding to the 3rd floor, this notebook will keep your whimsy alive, one lift ride at a time!

Price

$12.95

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📓 160 pages of premium blank paper

😂 A hilariously sarcastic cover that looks like a real book

🎁 Perfect as a funny coworker gift, office gag gift, or unique novelty notebook

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