Not-Books Bundles
Carefully curated 3-notebook sets for every personality, crisis, and career disaster. Save ~15% and get free existential validation.
The "Per My Last Email" Kit
"Professional Aggression."
For when you need to be polite, but you definitely don't want to be. The ultimate toolkit for workplace boundaries.
Includes:
- •Per My Last Email
- •I Explained This Yesterday
- •Please Do Not Circle Back
The "Fake Competence" Trio
"Nod and smile."
You don't need to know the answer; you just need to look like you do. Essential gear for surviving meetings where you are lost.
Includes:
- •How to Pretend You Understand
- •How to Look Busy and Important
- •Making Things Up
The "Creative Crisis" Set
"Make the logo bigger."
A safe space to vent about client demands, broken code, and the struggle between RGB and CMYK.
Includes:
- •Advanced Color Theory: Funny Designer Notebook
- •Creative Liberties: Funny Developer and Designer Notebook
- •Commitment Issues: Funny Designer Notebook
The "Procrastinator's" Paradise
"Ideally, I would do this later."
Why do today what you can push to next quarter? A bundle dedicated to the fine art of doing absolutely nothing.
Includes:
- •Action Items I Will Ignore
- •Avoiding Real Work
- •Dream It. Plan It. Do It.
The "Toxic Management" Shield
"Not my circus, not my monkeys."
Surviving corporate leadership requires shifting the blame. Here is your manual for avoiding accountability.
Includes:
- •Blame it on the CEO
- •Fixing Problems I Didn't Create
- •How to Overpromise and Underdeliver
The "Overthinker" Stack
"Cheaper than a psychiatrist."
Your brain is chaotic. Your notebook doesn't have to be. Get the spiral out of your head and onto the paper.
Includes:
- •My Brain Has Too Many Tabs Open
- •A Place for Thoughts
- •Cuz Therapy is Expensive
The "Customer Service" Survival
"Please hold."
Use these to scribble your rage while a customer yells at you for something that isn't your fault.
Includes:
- •Dodging Customer Calls
- •Biting My Tongue
- •Judging You Silently
The "Tech Support" Ticket
"Have you tried restarting it?"
For the code warriors running on caffeine and Stack Overflow copy-pastes.
Includes:
- •It Works on My Machine
- •Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V
- •Everything is Important
The "Absurd Hobbies" Collection
"Beautifully useless skills."
Why learn Excel when you could learn to communicate with statues? Celebrating the strange side of life.
Includes:
- •Pigeon Whispering
- •Knitting with Spaghetti
- •Gourmet Ice Cube Tasting
The "Bad Advice" Life Coach
"Do not try this at home."
Terrible ideas, professionally presented. The perfect gift for the friend who thinks they can fix anything with YouTube.
Includes:
- •DIY Dentistry
- •Do It Yourself Exorcisms
- •Flat Earth Navigation
The "Introvert's" Defense
"Sorry, I have plans."
Master the art of disappearing. If they can't find you, they can't ask you to work overtime.
Includes:
- •Invisibility Training
- •Dodging Customer Calls
- •Mime Interrogation
The "HR Nightmare"
"Safe for Work (Technically)."
A place to write down the things that would definitely get you fired if you said them out loud.
Includes:
- •HR Approved Thoughts Only
- •Biting My Tongue
- •Judging You Silently
The "Aspiring Villain" Pack
"Plots and Schemes."
Every supervillain needs a plan. Sketch your evil empire layouts here. We won't snitch.
Includes:
- •Detailed Plans for World Domination
- •Do Not Open
- •Crime and No Punishment
The "Domestic Chaos" Bundle
"Embrace the mess."
Your house is a disaster, but your notebook is organized. Find your zen in the middle of the junk pile.
Includes:
- •Beautiful Chaos
- •Feng Shui for Hoarders
- •Frankenstein's Furniture
The "Vampire Goth" Set
"Sucking life, not blood."
Being undead in a wellness culture is hard. A hilarious set for anyone who loves darkness and kale smoothies.
Includes:
- •Dracula
- •Dracula's Detox
- •Notes From The Void
The "Delusional Genius"
"The next big thing."
Every bad idea looks like a billion-dollar startup on paper. Document your delusions of grandeur here.
Includes:
- •Genius Ideas
- •Dream It. Plan It. Do It.
- •Making Things Up
The "Nature Lover" (Parody)
"One with nature."
For the outdoorsy person who actually kind of hates the outdoors. Cultivate dangerous plants and talk to wood.
Includes:
- •Conversational Trees
- •Mosquito Breeding
- •Ornamental Poison Ivy
The "Social Butterfly" (Faking It)
"Small talk survival."
Navigate book clubs, elevator rides, and awkward parties without actually engaging with anyone.
Includes:
- •How to Say "No" 50 Different Ways Without Using the Word "No"
- •How to Pretend You Read the Book
- •Elevator Music Appreciation
The "Lazy Decorator"
"It's not mess, it's aesthetic."
Why clean when you can just call it 'maximalism'? Design tips for the cluttered soul.
Includes:
- •Feng Shui for Hoarders
- •Frankenstein's Furniture
- •Dr. Obvious and Mr. Hide
The "Literary Pretender"
"Judged by the cover."
Look well-read without doing the reading. Perfect for coffee shop posing.
Includes:
- •Gone with the Breaking Wind
- •How to Pretend You Read the Book
- •A Place for Thoughts
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