Shipping & Returns

Important Notice

All products on Not-Books.com are sold and fulfilled by Amazon.com. We do not handle shipping, fulfillment, or returns directly. All orders are subject to Amazon's shipping and return policies.

Shipping Information

When you purchase a Not-Book through our site, you'll be redirected to Amazon.com to complete your order. Shipping is handled entirely by Amazon, which means you can take advantage of:

  • Amazon Prime shipping (if you're a Prime member)
  • Free shipping on eligible orders
  • Fast delivery options including same-day and next-day delivery in select areas
  • International shipping to many countries worldwide

Tracking Your Order

Once your order ships, you'll receive tracking information directly from Amazon via email. You can also track your order status by logging into your Amazon account and viewing your order history.

Returns & Refunds

All returns and refunds are processed through Amazon according to their standard return policy. Amazon typically offers:

  • 30-day return window for most items
  • Free returns on eligible orders
  • Full refunds when items are returned in original condition
  • Easy return process through your Amazon account

How to Return a Product

  1. Log into your Amazon account
  2. Go to "Your Orders"
  3. Select the order you want to return
  4. Click "Return or Replace Items"
  5. Follow the prompts to complete your return

Damaged or Defective Items

If you receive a damaged or defective item, please contact Amazon customer service immediately. Amazon will arrange for a replacement or full refund according to their policies.

Questions About Your Order?

For specific questions about:

  • Order status: Check your Amazon account
  • Shipping issues: Contact Amazon customer service
  • Returns or refunds: Process through Amazon's return center
  • Product quality: Contact Amazon customer service

Need Help with Amazon Orders?

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Contact Us

If you have questions about our products or need help finding the right Not-Book, feel free to reach out to us at gifteee.shop@gmail.com. Please note that we cannot process orders, shipping, or returns directly as these are handled by Amazon.

Last updated: January 2026

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