
Crime and No Punishment
by Con Gressman
Dive into the mischievous mind of Con Gressman with "Crime and No Punishment!" In this uproarious notebook, Gressman explores the fine line between lawlessness and chaos, inviting you to document your own harmless misdeeds, from petty thefts of office supplies to questionable decisions at the karaoke bar. Each page is filled with prompts like, "What’s the most audacious excuse you’ve used to avoid adult responsibilities?" and "Sketch your ideal heist, featuring your coworkers as accomplices!" Complete with tongue-in-cheek commentary on today’s justice system (or lack thereof), this notebook doubles as a satirical diary for aspiring rebels. Whether you're a mild-mannered office drone or a master of creative excuses, you'll find a cathartic space to jot down your criminal thoughts sans repercussions. Perfect for letting out your inner outlaw while keeping your record clean—at least on paper!
Price
$12.95
What you're actually getting:
📓 160 pages of premium blank paper
😂 A hilariously sarcastic cover that looks like a real book
🎁 Perfect as a funny coworker gift, office gag gift, or unique novelty notebook
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