Think You're Funny? Suggest a Title for Our Next Satirical Notebook!
Here's the thing about comedy: the best ideas come from the trenches. They come from the cubicles, the 4:00 PM sugar crashes, and the "emergency" meetings that definitely could've been an email.
They come from you.
That's why we're thrilled to announce something we should've done from day one: You can now suggest your own Not-Book titles!
How It Works (It's Ridiculously Simple)
See that shiny new "Suggest a Title" button in our navigation bar? Click it. Share your genius. We'll review every single submission.
Whether it's a jab at your specific career path, a parody of a dusty literary classic, or just pure absurdist comedy, we want to hear it. Need some inspiration?
Career Pain: "The Accountant's Guide to Pretending You Like Excel"
Literary Parody: "Pride and Prejudice: 19th-Century Ghosting Tactics"
Office Satire: "How to Look Busy While Doing Nothing: A Manager's Manual"
Absurdist Life Advice: "How to Train Your Houseplant to Do Your Taxes"
Why We're Crowdsourcing Comedy
Because let's be honest: nobody knows your industry's BS better than you do.
We've created dozens of satirical notebooks, but we're just scratching the surface. There are infinite ways to mock reality, and we need your help to find them all. Plus, imagine the bragging rights.
"Yeah, I came up with that title. No big deal. I'm basically a professional humorist now."
What Happens to Your Ideas?
Every suggestion gets reviewed by our team. The best ones might just become real products in our shop. And yes, we'll give you credit (if you want it).
Think of this as the ultimate collaboration. Instead of equity, you get eternal glory and a really specific joke that only 47 people on Earth will truly understand—but those 47 people will absolutely love it.
Your Mission (Should You Choose to Accept It)
Click the "Suggest a Title" button (look for the lightbulb icon in the menu). Think of the most absurd, specific, hilarious fake book title you can imagine and hit submit.
We're looking for:
Industry-specific humor: Software engineers, nurses, teachers—give us your best inside jokes.
Modern Life Parodies: Dating apps, social media, and the struggle of "adulting."
Self-Help Satire: Books for people who have given up on traditional self-help.
Join the Revolution
Click the "Suggest a Title" button—or just look up at that navigation bar. That button is your golden ticket.
We can't wait to see what your beautiful, twisted minds come up with. At the end of the day, Not-Books isn't just about notebooks disguised as books; it's about celebrating the absurdity of modern life together.
Now go. Create. Make us laugh.
P.S. — If your suggestion becomes a real product, we'll let you know. And yes, you can absolutely tell everyone at your next meeting that you're a "published comedy writer." Technically, it's the truth.